Samuel’s Thread I Chelsea Football Club

Just trying out a different update format, views? (Update on last page).

I like it Samuel. Maybe add a picture of Isla to it?

Samuel wrote:

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Mauricio Isla - Immigration to England, United Kingdom
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Chelsea Football Club has announced their first signing of the new 2011 transfer window for an admirable fee of £14m. The 23-year old travelled to West London on Tuesday for his medical – which he passed without problem – and he signed a three-year contract with the Blues. Several current Chelsea players commented on the signing of Mauricio Isla on CFCTV, including his set to be defensive partner, John Terry: “I am very happy to be working with a player of such stature, and hopefully Mauri will look forward to defending against some of the best players in the world.”

Although Isla was expected to lead Udinese’s backline in the upcoming season, he’s been looking for a way out of the club for a couple of seasons. He sincerely believes that Udinese won’t be able to challenge for European football, with the likes of Antonio Di Natale and Mehdi Benatia being linked to Manchester City. Mauricio also added: “Chelsea is a brilliant side, a team which plays great football every week. They’re challenging with the best, and I don’t think it’ll be long until they conquer Europe.

Chelsea Football Club saw off interest from several English clubs – including Arsenal – to sign Mauricio Isla, who is expected to replace Portuguese international, José Bosingwa. Isla, who didn’t play in the club’s pre-season games, is more than expected to start in Chelsea’s first game of the season against Stoke.

Helping Samuel here

Meh, as I said at the start I'm not really going for graphics as such. I guess I could add a plain graphic though, would only need a few tweaks to be considered acceptable.

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Thanks for that, America. People will be able to see the latest update now.

Samuel wrote:

Meh, as I said at the start I'm not really going for graphics as such. I guess I could add a plain graphic though, would only need a few tweaks to be considered acceptable.

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Thanks for that, America. People will be able to see the latest update now.

You are welcome. And don't worry, a plain picture works fine.
here is my first ever update-with a plain graphic:
REALMADRIDNEWSlive.com

I'll add a graphic to my next update, which'll be later tonight.

Looks good.

Nice Update!
Ballack Doesn't like Ferreira, does he?

Thank you. Apparently not.

The graphic in the update seems to add more life to the thread. I'll decide wherever to keep it like that or not...

After my next update I'll be posting an interview with Andre Villas-Boas. Furthermore, I'll now be taking questions.

Ballack is right, the FIFA manager made a stupid move.

Mike wrote:

Ballack is right, the FIFA manager made a stupid move.

Ballack is ALWAYS RIGHT
anyway, Questions for AVB:
What will happen to Fernando "El Nino" Torres this season? will he go to the bench, get sold, or be a big part this season?
Are you looking to loan out any of your young (Lukaku, Sturridge, Mitrovic)or sell one of your old strikers(Drogba, Anelka)?
Who will lead the team this year?
Who will win the BPL, and who will get relegated this season, IYO?

Mike wrote:

Ballack is right, the FIFA manager made a stupid move.

Indeed. I've always admired Ballack as a player, as well.

america1126 wrote:

Mike wrote:

Ballack is right, the FIFA manager made a stupid move.

Ballack is ALWAYS RIGHT
anyway, Questions for AVB:
What will happen to Fernando "El Nino" Torres this season? will he go to the bench, get sold, or be a big part this season?
Are you looking to loan out any of your young (Lukaku, Sturridge, Mitrovic)or sell one of your old strikers(Drogba, Anelka)?
Who will lead the team this year?
Who will win the BPL, and who will get relegated this season, IYO?

Best German to ever play in the EPL.

Thanks for the many questions, I'll probably include them all.

... So, where has everyone gone?

The followed Major Douchebag to camp EA.

And what's going to happen here?

We shall continue to post until we are joined by a swarm of n00bs.

That's cool. I'll start the 'noob' operation on EA.

Good Idea mike. Since many n00bs join on Christmas, we should post a thread on there like the one that was there before, and that way more users will join!

Aw naw, not n00bs

Yeah, it's been a ride
I guess I had to, go to that place, to get to this one
Now some of you, might still be in that place
If you're trying to get out, just follow me
I'll get you there

You could try and read my updates off of this thread before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em
Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causin spammin'
When I say I'ma do somethin I do it,
I don't give a damn what you think,
I'm doin this for me, so lalalala the noobs
Feed em beer, it's gassed up, if it thinks it's stoppin me
I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly
And all those who look down on me I'm tearin down your balcony
No if ands or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From "United" down to the last "Milan" mm
he's still lalalalatin, whether he's on salary paid hourly
Until he freaks out or he lalalalas his swear words out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like an awards thread for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the Earth, he's got the urge
to pull his lalalala from the dirt, and lalalala the whole universe

I'm not afraid
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

Okay quit playin with the scissors and lalalala, and cut the lalalala
I shouldn't have to put these words in a update for you to know it's a thread
You said you was king, you lied through your teeth, for that
lalalala your feelings, instead of gettin crowned you're gettin capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last "Milan" CM was ehhh
Perhaps I ran them accents into the ground
Relax, I ain't goin back to that now
All I'm tryin to say is get back, click-clack, blaow
Cause I ain't playin around
It's a game called circle and I don't know how, I'm way too up to back down
But I think I'm still tryin to figure this lalalala out
Thought I had it mapped out but I guess I didn't, this lalalalain black cloud
still follows, me around but it's time to exorcise these demons
These muh'lalalalalalas are doin jumpin jacks now!

I'm not afraid
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, I'ma face my demons
I'm manning up, I'ma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Time to put my life back together right now!

It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally
for you, so I could come back a brand new me you helped see me through
And don't even realize what you did, believe me you
I been through the ringer, but they could do little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
my world, haters can make like bees with no stingers
and drop dead, no more beef flingers
No more drama from now on, I promise
to focus solely on handlin my responsibilities as a spammer
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof, like my post count
and raise it, you couldn't lift a single shingle on it!
Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
or the corner pub, and lift the whole liquor counter up
Cause I'm raising the bar
I'd shoot all the noobs but I'm too busy gazin at stars
I feel amazing and I'm

not afraid
To take a stand
Everybody
Come take my hand
We'll walk this road together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin you know that, you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road

holla!

Is that from the '10 forums, Walter. Lots of lalalala

america1126 wrote:

holla!

It's my edited lyrics, you can find references to the cm forums.

edit: yeah mike, posted it in my blog on the 10 forums.